A place where muscle and man take on life's challenges

Tuesday, April 7, 2009

One more blog change

This is for all of my millions of readers that dearly love to read my blog. I'm making one more blog change. My new blog is legitlifescope.blogspot.com.

Thursday, February 12, 2009

Google Sean

Finally a new post. I kind of copied this from someone else but it's sure better than nothing at all:

Type your name and the following words into Google and see what comes up! Then paste the answers into your note. Tag people if you want, if not, too bad for you. You don't necessarily have to write the first thing that pops up.

Q: Type in "[your name] needs" in the Google search.
A: "Sean needs a girl friend."...nah

Q: Type in "[your name] looks like" in Google search.
A: "Sean looks like a winner."

Q: Type in "[your name] says" in Google search.
A: "Sean says hi."

Q: Type in "[your name] wants" in Google search.
A: "Sean wants revenge"

Q: Type in "[your name] does" in Google search.
A: "Sean does nothing"

Q: Type in "[your name] hates" in Google search.
A: "How much Sean hates Dora..."

Q: Type in "[your name] asks" in Google search.
A: "Sean asks about Waterfalls in June"

Q: Type in "[your name] likes " in Google search.
A: "Sean Likes Ugly Girls." hmm...

Q: Type in "[your name] eats " in Google search.
A: "Sean eats his peas"

Q: Type in "[your name] wears " in Google search.
A: "Sean wears sunglasses at night"

Q: Type in "[your name] was arrested for" in Google Search.
A: This one was pretty funny. "Sean was arrested for digging a hole to Hell, which released numerous evil demons into public."

Q: Type in "[your name] loves" in Google Search.
A: "Sean loves Haylee with all of his heart"

Monday, December 15, 2008

Tuesday, December 2, 2008

BYU Devotional

First off, I want to say that I have no intention of setting a course or direction for my blog. I write whatever is on my mind, so one topic may be completely different than the other. There are other times where I do want to share my thoughts or views. Whether you want to read or comment on this is entirely up to you. I'm writing this only for the sake of my freedom of expression. But please comment if you do have something to say.

About a year ago I had the oppurtunity to go to my bishop's cabin/mansion. It was ridiculously awesome. While there, Nick Martineau, a freshman from the BYU basketball team was going to give a devotional that night. I guess he's related to the bishop somehow. Anyways I was psyched.

Being someone who was about to serve a mission, he talked about seven things we can do to prepare for a mission. I can really relate to this now as I have less than two years in order to prepare for a mission. It's hard to believe that I'm this old now. Seriously. In the next five years I, along with others my age, am going to be making choices that will affect the rest of my life. It's crazy. Anyways, I can't remember everything he said but I wanted to write down the ones I remembered.

-Talking about spiritual things-This one was pretty important to me. When I'm on my mission, I'm going to be talking about the gospel for two years straight. So it logically makes sense that I'm going to have to get use to this kind of thing before going on a mission.

-Talking with different kinds of people-This is also something that is very logical. On my mission, I'll have to get used to talking to new kinds of people every day. Right now I usually hang out with the same people everyday. Talking to new people is just something that I got to learn to do.

-Treasuring up moments-To be specific, spiritual moments. While talking to investigators, it will help to have personal experiences that you can share with them. It also helps build your testimony

-Get in shape-From what I heard, missions take a lot more physical strength than I would expect. When you think about it though, it does make sense. Those guys are walking (or biking) day in and day out. It's a huge adjustment when you've been going to school and sitting for ninety percent of the time.

-Learn to do household stuff/develop your talents-So that just basically learning how to cook (so you don't die) and iron. That's pretty obvious. Developing your talents would also be a good idea. I mean you don't know when the opportunity is going to arise in order to give you a chance to share the gospel. He told us he was actually taking piano lessons so he could play some of the hymns.

Well anyways, it was a great devotional. I wished I would have remembered more because he really did have a lot of good points and it really got me thinking. And also, sorry if it seemed like I spilled my guts. I wrote a lot more than I was acutally intending to.

Monday, November 17, 2008

Crap

I'm writing this post because I do not know what else to write. If your not intrested in reading a pointless post, please stop reading right now...leave...go home...oh you're already home? okay fine leave your computer...you're still there? Alright then, if you're still reading I can see you're an a very adventurous person, or you're just bored.

So over the past year I've written about 30-40 posts (I don't really care to count). And sometimes I ask myself why am I doing this? I usually don't have very much to say anyways. What's the point of having a blog if you don't have anything to say? It has become more of an obligation that I must obey and have done so for about a year and it is driving me insane. So I have stopped writting for about a month or so and it's been great. No obligation, and no insanity. What a great way to live! Well now that I've gotten that off my chest, so long. Maybe I'll write again this week. Maybe in a year. Who knows.

P.S. Go Cougs

Wednesday, October 1, 2008

Good Old Reader's digest

I was browsing the internet one day, and I decided to look up the reader's digest. There, I found a link titled "Our 50 funniest stories" Well I looked at it and as it turns out, the stories were actually really funny. I decided to post a few of my favorite ones. If you want to see the rest click here.

Watching a movie recently, I couldn't hear the dialogue over the chatter of the two women in front of me. Unable to bear it any longer, I tapped one of them on the shoulder. "Excuse me," I said. "I can't hear."
"I should hope not," she answered. "This is a private conversation."
 
My husband decided to install a light switch in our master bedroom. Cutting into the wall, he discovered a stash of bottles and boxes.
"Honey!" he called excitedly. "Come see what I found!"
I ran in and quickly realized that his next task would be to fix the hole he had made in the back of our medicine cabinet.
 
A friend and I were hitchhiking, but no one would stop. "Maybe it's our long hair," I joked. With that, my friend scrawled on a piece of cardboard: "Going to the barber's." Within seconds we had our ride.


Although desperate for work, I passed on a job that I'd found on an employment website. It was for a wastewater plant operator. Among the job requirements: "Must be able to swim."

Wednesday, September 10, 2008

Random Facts

In the past week, I've found a lot of random facts and pick-up lines. I decided to write a post on some of them. Enjoy!

The longest book title is 1,433 characters, or 290 words, and was written by Italy's Davide Ciliberti in July 2007. Click here to see it

In the United States, 2000 people receive major injuries a year from prying apart frozen food. Not even joking.

Police dogs are trained to react to commands in a foreign language; commonly German but more recently Hugarian.

Your odds of being killed by space debris are approximately 1 in 5 billion. Be careful. It's a dangerous world out there.

The town of Kennesaw, Georgia has required its citizens to own firearm and ammunition since 1982. Stay away!

I asked Chacha for some pick up lines: the first one I got said, "A dance tonight, an eternity tommorrow." They then said that pick-up lines are meant to be romantic, not funny.

Well, I wasn't really looking for any serious pick-up lines so I asked specifically for a funny one. They said this, "Don't be so picky...I wasn't! Good Luck Casanova!" Harsh, but funny.

And this is one of my favorites: Can I have your picture? (Why?) So I can show Santa what I want for Christmas!

By the way you guys, I don't see the resemblance between me and the monkey. I'll stare at it for 5 minutes if you want me to. Maybe if I squint...uh no. I think you need your eyes checked. I suggest you see an eye doctor...IMMEDIATELY!